john-freakin-lennon:
while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
they weren’t amused
(via wouldyoushiftmeifi)
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me:
*sneezes*
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everyone:
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someone else:
*sneezes*
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teacher:
bless you
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students:
bless you
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principal:
bless you
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class hamster:
bless you
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jesus:
bless you
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god:
bless you
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tupac:
bless you
Does everyone like my cool shades and lipstick aww yeeh
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Friend:
Why are you single?
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Me:
Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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